Now that my fellow riders have found the blog and are reading it, they are aware how much ribbing they are getting. Therefore in the interests of fairness. I am the only person who -
Spends the entirety of the ride anywhere between 1 and 5 miles behind the other two.
Has fallen off his bike and actually hurt himself.
Grown a beard that makes him look like a cross between a homeless prizefighter and Jesus.
Ordered 5 sausages and 5 slices of bacon for breakfast without the slightest hint of shame.
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